Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.

"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"

by Greenbones December 20, 2015

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

Courtesy Slap

A second mandatory stroke on the butt after the first

Never one without two, give her a good courtesy slap! - everyone

by Marx Twain January 29, 2016

wap slap

When you accidentally (or intentionally) wack your partners' body/face with your wang.

Dirty Shirley needed a good wap slappin' to loosen up after last night's AA meeting...

by PorkNPussy March 19, 2016

cock slap

To be hit in the face with a penis

I Will cock slap you

by Jhfffhjk April 5, 2016

cyber slap

When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.

Yo, can you grab me a drink while you're at the store?
What the fuck man? Why can't you get a drink yourself??

Dude, it's only like a dollar... You bout to make me fuck around and cyber slap your bitch ass

by Ishuang April 24, 2016