Frog Job

The Act of getting a blowjob from your girlfriend blindfolded who in turn is playing a prank on you having a frog give you a blow job.

I was hoping for some action last night, but the bitch tricked me into getting a frog job.

Frog Job by Alan_Dusk January 17, 2010

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Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.

Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job

Boff-Job by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011

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Non-Job

Non-Job:

employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)

"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"

"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"

" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"

"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."

Non-Job by good attention July 31, 2013

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snow job

the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth

wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*

snow job by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014