Grilled Cheese

An old woman's vagina

Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

by TheMasterOfBates January 29, 2014

Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.

"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

Efron Cheese-Pie

When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.

*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"

by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011

Wisconsin Cheese Grater

When someone sucks cum through their braces.

"That underage girl gave me a Wisconsin Cheese Grater."

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009