Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.

"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"

by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024

Green bean chrissy

Trans people jumping homophobes

I loved doing Green Bean Chrissy

by ThatSquidy69 January 8, 2025

ily-bean

Someone who is a werido, rude, bad, and lowkey every word for terrible. Also icky clingy and some other things. Created by Dona

Dont be such an ily -bean ( name ). Stop being an ily please. ily-bean means to be rude,icky,mean,horrible, and other things.

by REALBWESTIE>:3 January 14, 2025

wiga-bean

A guy charles that hits females.

U see that Wiga-bean charles over there hitting his girlfriend?

by Pissupinya Nstedacum February 5, 2025

Hole Bean Brew

The pouring of lukewarm brewed coffee between the cheeks of a woman’s booty. (Starting at the Coccyx) The coffee will gently pass over the booty hole and superficially in and around the vagina. Dripping into a mug of your choice.

“Hey babe, how about some Hole Bean Brew to start your day?”

by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Half Bean Brew

Much like the Hole Bean Brew, the Half Bean Brew begins at the back of the Vagina (closest to the booty hole) Lukewarm coffee is poured and superficially passes in and around the length of the vagina and dripping into a mug of your choice.

Female- “Would you like something from Starbucks?”
Male- I’d rather have some Half Bean Brew, if you’re good for that?”
Female- “Yeah, that works.”

by Levl7 January 29, 2026