Nut Stache

1. Placing ones nut sac on the upper lip of another person. Allowing the shaft to slap the forehead.

2. Ejaculating on a victim's upper lip and spreading it thin like a dirt stache.

1. Chris totally nut stached me earlier today. His shaft left a mark on my forehead.

2. Is my upper lip still crusty from my earlier nut stache?

by HeftyHogan January 10, 2014

Nut Boxing

The process of masturbatting while slamming ones fist down onto their nuts.

Hey Lenny what are you doing tonight? "oh not much just a little nut boxing"

Or

My balls are so bruised from nut boxing last night.

by Watts n Moose July 9, 2018

major nut

A major nut is an adjective used to describe someone’s appearance, usually if they’re very attractive. It may be used to describe how you feel in a sexual way. Saying someone/ something is a major nut is in all a positive thing

“wow he’s such a major nut”

by Pinky22 November 29, 2018

Bull Nuts

noun - describing a person that is saucy.

Did you see Bull Nuts last night

by reggie bullnuts March 26, 2010

Nut-aholic

People who are to obsessed with saying the phrase Deez Nutz

Shut up! Your a nut-aholic

by GOJ3 January 10, 2016

nut in the butt

when something just hits so different it’s not a regular nut, it’s a nut in the butt.

“Wow that guy is so hot. Nut in the butt”

“My pizza looks smack rn. Nut in the butt”

by nutta butta December 30, 2020

The euphoria nut

The euphoria nut is when you nut so hard you achieve divinity. This power can only last for a short while and after the experiense you are rewarded with wisedom and honor.

Guy "Fap fap fap fap"
Guy "Aaaaaaah! I know the answers of the world "
Guy " THE EUPHORIA NUT"
Guy "Forgets it all"

by Eliasboi November 4, 2019