nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin

damn it i lost my nut napkin

by landin porson March 08, 2019

major nut

A major nut is an adjective used to describe someone’s appearance, usually if they’re very attractive. It may be used to describe how you feel in a sexual way. Saying someone/ something is a major nut is in all a positive thing

“wow he’s such a major nut”

by Pinky22 November 30, 2018

nut-hook

Getting a fish hook stuck in your nuts

Dude u just got nut-hooked

by Nut-hook March 01, 2018

Deez Nuts

The second biggest joke candidate running running for US President of 2016.

"Deez Nuts is gaining on Trump."

by Lafferty August 22, 2015

Nut Weed

When you hide your weed in your flesh light so your parents don't find it and then your smoke it.

For example, Jimmy have you been smoking that nut weed again, Its such a great hiding spot aye?

by FinnaNutYeet March 21, 2018

nix nuts

gutless person (most cases with male reference)

Nix Nuts will never back you up. He'll run instead of fight.

by WstLwnG March 03, 2009

Nut-Lynch

When guys lift up their junk before sitting down in order to avoid sitting on their boys.

Man that guy just smashed his balls when he sat down.

Yeah he should have nut-lynched.

by Cruz Heimer January 09, 2009