don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.

Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

don't hate the player, hate the game by anothergalfromdahood July 9, 2018

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the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

The Gooch 

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

"Awesome Party at the Gooch last night"

The Gooch by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009

Confuse the Goose 

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

Confuse the Goose by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Magic: The Gathering 

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

Magic: The Gathering by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005

The Golden Sack 

While your partner is bent over and your taking her from behind she proceeds to piss on ur sac.. Leaving u with a warm wet golden sack...

<During Doggy Style Sex>

Dave: Babe u know how I love to take you from behind but my balls are getting cold.

Samantha: Don't worry honey i'll fix u up with The Golden sack..

Dave: Ahhhhhhhhh much better.. Thanks honey

Samantha: Anything for you sweety.. :)

The Golden Sack by Karl. S April 25, 2006

Seth-the gay

A Youtuber who yes is gay and an amazing friend

Seth-the gay's new video ROX

Seth-the gay by Seth's number 1 fan April 23, 2009