Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021

simp

Welcome to the simp nation: Simp ≠ Friendzone

That one guy who is willing to do whatever they want to get the person they like's attention.
Hey, it's ok to simp.
You dropped this ¨👑¨ ...

Chad: damn this girl's so hot, i´d simp for her
Matt: *respects*

by doodimurmom May 23, 2020

simp

i am a simp for anime boiz (and gorls)

idk wot to put here but i am simp

by shezshezaweeb~ February 28, 2021

Simp

een kkr sukkel die alles voor poes doet

U are a simp

by FrazerXSpacer August 6, 2020

Simp

Philip

Philip is a simp and a cheese ball

by MaxhappyCobra September 25, 2020