Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.

by Turd polisher #1 May 15, 2024

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Lil piss boy

If someone calls you a “lil piss boy” it means not only are you a lil BITCH but also a person who gets zero play and is most likely extremely self absorbed.

Kenny: “Drake you a lil piss boy!!” (you’re a lil bitch”

Dr4ke: “ nuh uh “

by GoofBallGoober August 11, 2024

within pissing distance

"within pissing distance" means a short distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"

by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025

piss cruising

Australian slang: drink driving

Always a classic

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night

by hoomuzu March 22, 2025

Piss Nation

Piss Nation is a group of masculine men on Discord who are by most known as the funniest people on this planet. The members of Piss Nation ( PN for short) consist of:
1. The Sack (founder)
2. L00pS (founder)
3. Diego 1
4. Dari

5. Thog
6. Emannuel Heffley

Piss nation was formed in the year 2021 and it doesn't seem like they'll be breaking apart anytime soon

"Bruv those members of piss nation sure are funny"
"Who the fuck are you get out of my house im calling the police"

by Loopa_v2 November 29, 2021

piss

your pee

i gotta piss

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020