your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

Rage lasers

The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.

"AAAAHHHGGGGG!!!!!!
-rage lasers fire-
-"woah! did steve just fire his rage lasers?"

by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

Shot-Lash

The feeling you get throughout your head when you drink liquor and you face squeezes up like it does when you eat something sour.

Look at his face, Gilbey's will give you bad shot-lash.

by Sam G from the D April 14, 2011

jack lass

A lass with a jack ass who pretends to be over smart.

The other day a jack lass with her jack ass seemed quite contended with their unnatural act.

by doodling July 1, 2011

Drip lash

A joining of the words whip lash, eye lash and drip, Drip lash is act of shooting cum in or around a woman's eye. A perfect drip lash will land on the eyelashes, and be paired with a quick jerking of the neck and head giving an added emphasis on the whip lash perspective of the word.

Bro I gave her drip lash last night, and she has been complaining about her eye and neck all day. Oh well lets go browling( bowling with bros... Bonus)
cum shotcumwhip lashwhite mascarawhores

by Ledroy zenkins November 27, 2012

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012