hot wing hole

The burning sensation felt in your sphincter while deficating after eating hot wings.

Tyler: Man my ass is on fire!
Randy: What did you eat last night?
Tyler: The usual from hooters.
Randy: Bra you got a case of the hot wing hole.

by Randus Mil January 15, 2014

black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

fuck shit hole

When you dad fucks your hole so hard it tears. You then try to hit home but he calls for his pet goose and the goose ends up fucking you

Oh no my dad fuck shit hole

by Fuck shit hole November 1, 2020

ka booty hole

The most tastefully offensive username to use on your Kahoot quizzes

Teacher: "that is so inappropriate, who is ka booty hole"???????????

by kabootyhole98 May 6, 2018

The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.

Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

Booty Hole Cheerio

A cheerio in a booty hole.

Yummy booty hole cheerio.

by vwrencher November 6, 2018

mouse hole moment

To have a mouse hole moment is to have done something bad or improper and wanting to hide far away at that very moment.

I just had a mouse hole moment, man. I said hi to my boss and she gave me a look like I had asked the stupidest question on earth.

by TheFantasticMrFox July 15, 2011