bro

a slang word used for everyone

but they were my bros

by kit kat boyyyyyyyy November 7, 2022

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

Gigatron bro

The male of all males. When people murmur this word, testosterone immediately envelopes all those around the gigatron bro. Some may call him THE bro of bros, others may call him the alpha male at the top of the food chain, and others may call him…Jonas.

Wow, did you see that guys pecs? He’s such a gigatron bro.

by Jdogg212 March 1, 2024

Bros

A terrible blood sucking group that shuns nonmembers. They ruin friendships and entire lives.

The bros ruined my life, this is my story.

by toffeenerd September 28, 2017

Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.

I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!

by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018

bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick

ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces

by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024