Peanut butter butt

When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.

When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.

by messy bun2 November 04, 2022

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

Butter lightbulb

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb

Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb

by TYLER SAMOSNITE February 27, 2016

Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 11, 2018

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 06, 2022

Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

by Slutt fucker 3000 September 11, 2021

Heavy Butter

Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.

Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.

by The Uncle Doctor September 18, 2017