1%

your iPad is going to die alone

iPad: I’m at 1%!
Charger: Idc

by otterpopWolfie April 22, 2021

25 december year 1 a.c

Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.

X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei

by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021

1-800-FirePop

1-800-FirePop, aka Firep0p, is a user, who on Toyhouse, is generally awarded title of ‘babey’/is regarded as an innocent person who needs to be ‘proteccted’.

1-800-Firepop is babey.

by anonymous September 8, 2020

1 million dollars

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...

Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

September 1

National mums a bitch day today is September 1 which means your mum can be a bitch to who ever she wants no matter what

Sarah: my mum is being such a bitch today
Chloe: it’s September 1

Sarah: oh fuck

by Sym:)))) September 1, 2021

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

I Love You More Than Myself However Much Lanced Vaginas there Is <1>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020