lying on poop 

Aka lop

When someone is being either retarded, dramatic, or overly entitled to whatever it be, they are lying on poop/lop. Used to signify if one has gone over the edge out of pure stupidity.

Kayla: three of my friends got pregnant today because of reasons.

Michael: your school be lop so much.

Kayla: I know right! To think that they are lying on poop makes me sad.

lying on poop by I can't Ainsley Harriot June 11, 2016

National Group Poop Day 

On April 15, National Group Poop Day will be celebrated across the globe. Get with your friends and enjoy a group poop.

We're celebrating National Group Poop Day at my house tomorrow. Do you want to come?

National Group Poop Day by Ppcrusher April 12, 2019

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)

Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

I eat poop for a living by I eat dog chocolate July 28, 2021

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop 

Someone named Evie farted on your plant then goes outside to poop.

Evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop

evie farted on my plant then went outside to poop by Eviepie January 28, 2021

car poop 

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

car poop by milf-mom September 8, 2007

immaculate poop 

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

immaculate poop by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

group poop 

when two or more people take poops at the same time in the same bathroom in stalls situated next to each other so they can have a conversation while pooping

dude, you wanna take a group poop?

yeah, but lets use the girls room, its got more stalls.

group poop by i am poop king June 14, 2010