loving parents

Something you would find only in a dictionary.

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...

by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021

surf love

A spur of the moment type of love where you’re attracted to the crazy side of someone

Those two just meet and they’re already all over eachother, must be surf love

by El mongo May 25, 2019

Lack of love

When a person gets angry because their relationship has been ruined

A person has been drinking over a lack of love

by Dylanplays May 6, 2022

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

love tank

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger

After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.

by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.

Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.

by Ryryq March 5, 2010

Love Cum

When you fuck a girl who you love and you get an excellent feeling which is usually followed by a massive nut. Can be two to three times the amount of a normal nut.

Hey man I think I love her. I experienced my first love cum with her yesterday when she let me hit finally.

by Crazymansulliran2 April 17, 2019