Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

kiss ur friends day

national kiss ur friends day is the 18 of december,kissing ur friends for the fun of it

hey did u know its national kiss ur friends day let's do it

by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

Give Bambi the magic kiss

abbreviation GBTMK, when a girl gives a boy his first kiss

Kelsey: Martha, you look really happy. What happened?
Martha: My boyfriend has been taking really good care of me lately. I am going to give Bambi the magic kiss tonight.

by Vanguard 1998 August 31, 2025

National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday

Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

by savethedinos April 20, 2024

Water Bottle Kiss

When someone drinks out of the same water bottle as you but doesn't water fall it.

Wow! Anya just drank out of my water bottle! I'm getting a water bottle kiss!

by LoliKisses February 16, 2018