by CTdefinitions September 12, 2020
A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
"Little Crook" (noun): A captivating individual, admired for their intelligence, wit, and charm. This person seamlessly incorporates humorous emojis into their communication, adding a playful touch to every interaction. Their beauty extends beyond appearance, encompassing the allure of their intellect and charismatic personality. Notably, they possess the unique ability to be intellectually evasive in an appreciable way, making conversations engaging and thought-provoking.
You're a Little Crook but I love that about you.
by Ikran Blaque December 18, 2023
A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕
“Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”
“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”
“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”
by Chaotic little shit #3 July 02, 2021
Denotes an accelerated passage of time, usually a leap into the future from a present moment of denial of the possibility of a bad outcome to the moment the unthinkable occurs.
Etymology: TV sound effect with possible origins in the comedy series "Bewitched" (ref. Samantha's nose twitch). See also entry #1.
Alternate spelling: Diddle-liddle-it
Etymology: TV sound effect with possible origins in the comedy series "Bewitched" (ref. Samantha's nose twitch). See also entry #1.
Alternate spelling: Diddle-liddle-it
Ego: That dude squeezed my heart near dry! Slowly. With a monster grip. Power, brute power. If only he knew his strength. Sure, I enjoyed his company and all, but what's that worth? Exsanguination smarts!
Buddha: You must walk quietly away.
Ego: Argh, there's only one thing for me to do with these last drops of vital fluid. I'm gonna sock it to him. Tell him off and cut him out. And I'll never regret it!
Buddha: Dida-little-it.
Buddha: You must walk quietly away.
Ego: Argh, there's only one thing for me to do with these last drops of vital fluid. I'm gonna sock it to him. Tell him off and cut him out. And I'll never regret it!
Buddha: Dida-little-it.
by Ms. Maple February 04, 2007
by CrusherOfSouls May 01, 2021
u foul loethsome evil little cockroach
by evillittlec0ckroach February 06, 2021