Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 01, 2011

Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.

If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.

by Downstrike October 05, 2004

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

by Stormy G January 05, 2012

Pick Me Boy

A boy who thinks he’s different to everyone else and usually listens to Juice WRLD.

omg all girls are the same, pick me boy

by badbleep1 January 07, 2021

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 05, 2006

make me juice

The same as in to make someone cum.

"I told her to make me juice and she did and it got all over the floor!"

by crystalsaurusrex October 18, 2007