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douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010
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douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
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The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021
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douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.
" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "
by ronensmartass November 11, 2019
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Douche conoe

Bryan is such a douche conoe
by Queen fucking bitch23 February 13, 2018
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douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".
And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.
by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 19, 2007
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typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022
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