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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Fat Chicken 

To the untrained eye or casual observer, Fat Chicken is a very cute, and yes, overweight mini dachshund. But to those who care to scratch the surface for the deeper meaning, they will find a symbol of love and hope.

Besides being a loved and loving pet of a very special person, Fat Chicken is that symbol. A symbol which encourages us all to be tissue and organ donors.
"The situation seemed hopeless, nothing was going as planned, but she held his hand in hers and said "don't worry baby, we'll fat chicken our way through this"
Fat Chicken by cca702 July 23, 2010

cluck u chicken 

despite what people from maryland think the amazing sauce was invented by some college kid at rutgers hence why the story is written on the buckets of wingers and why there are 5+ in the tiny state of jersey
the morristown cluck u sees a majority of high schoolers and college kids who stop by after parties when they are wasted and high and you are garrunteed to see someone you know or knew in highschool when stopping in at 12 am
"hey lets get a bucket of wingers from Cluck U Chicken for our tailgate"
"did you see katie and her new boyfriend in Cluck U Chicken lastnight?"
cluck u chicken by anonomous again October 22, 2006

Orange Chicken 

Orange Chicken is a tender food served at many chinese restaraunts including the food-chain Panda Express.
Orange Chicken is the food of the gods, and you can't possibly handle it!
Orange Chicken by Greg April 7, 2003

Toaster Chicken 

When two people put one hand each in a toaster and proceed to as if they were makin toast. Who ever takes their hand out first looses and will face whatever bet they made!!!!!!
Mikey: Yo that party was crazy. Eveyone had a burn on their hand from playin toaster chicken!
Jason: Paul is a crazy fuck for inventing toaster chicken!

buffalo chicken pizza 

The Best pizza ever. It normally comes with blue cheese dressing but is amazing with ranch dressing as well.
buffalo chicken pizza by mj_alf January 10, 2009