You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke 

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

you smart 

Another annoying phrase Dj Khaled has brought upon society but its also very encouraging

Dj Khaled: you smart, you loyal

you smart by Lil Sweet 15 September 4, 2016

you're the piss in my pants 

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

you're the piss in my pants by lmaocity July 20, 2016

you are now pregnant 

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you

The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."

you are now pregnant by Dr. Train April 8, 2017

You're welcome big Delton 

A commonly used phrase in America, specifically the midwest

Dani: Ah cheers big ears!
Blake: You're welcome big Delton

You're welcome big Delton by Some dumb ass lmao February 25, 2018

you're 

The word that people use to correct people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Sometimes when people have an argument on the internet, they correct people's grammar. So in desperate need to look smarter, some people try to correct the person they're arguing with by typing *you're, even though they used the correct "your". So they end up looking like an idiot. which they probably are.

John: Your stupid
Ben: *you're
John: *dies*

or
Bob: Your profile picture is anime
Jason: *you're
Bob: No, it's "your". Think about it, what does "You are profile picture is anime" mean?
Jason: *deletes account*

you're by loilnibba420 April 9, 2018

You’re done 

Well shit. You must be garbage to be told this. You must have absolutely lost a competitive match, or someone gave you the biggest roasting session on life.

Dude1: *says some stupid shit*
Dude2: “You’re done”
Dude1: “What you mean? It ain’t that bad.”
Dude2: “Get fucking obliterated kid.”

You’re done by Mycin May 29, 2018