Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face

“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it”

by Yonder’s December 20, 2025

Wet Thug

When your grandma gets you diapers for Christmas.

Me: “Thanks grandma for always being a wet thug!”
Grandma: “booby bacon fart”

by Mobby & Cody December 31, 2025

Wet Thug

When your grandma gets you diapers for Christmas.

Me: “Damn, thanks grandma for always being a wet thug!”
Grandma: “booby bacon fart”

by Mobby & Cody December 31, 2025

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

wet-hate

Having a reason to hate someone.

Not everyone has wet-hate to spread.

by MONKEY-JUNK April 7, 2024

wet fast

Only drinking water during an intermittent fast.

I'm having a wet fast, you know, just drinking water for 12 hours with no food at all.

by mortynotricky April 12, 2024