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Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.
My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco
by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019
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Taco Belly

How your stomach feels after a day of Mexican food 😩 and the shit after it
"Bro. I have myself a Taco Belly."
by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 3, 2019
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safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)
Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?
by santaclause2000 November 2, 2021
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Taco Qween

Taco Qween is a virtual personality who has coined herself the queen of all tacos. The username TacoQween_ can be found on various gaming platforms. No existing person has received this title, therefore, TacoQween put it upon herself to take the empty thrown. Those who challenge her for the title will do so by exhibiting a vast knowledge of tacos.
Taco qween is the qween of tacos because she is the only one who has claimed the thrown.
by anonymous November 6, 2021
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Taco Master

I am the Taco Master! There is no other
by geometeryhater3000 November 9, 2021
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Himalayan Taco Clencher

My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.
by KenAFish27 November 11, 2021
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Pre-taco

The taco you eat before your plate of tacos.
Wait, you ate already?
Nah bro, that’s just my pre-taco.
by Hernandy November 15, 2021
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