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Penis resort 

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
Penis resort by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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penis explision of fire 

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

penis wrinkle 

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.
"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"
penis wrinkle by beccakarp May 12, 2014

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
penis mail by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

penis abomination 

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
Last night I had a penis abomination.

Penis Wrinkle 

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.
When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.
Penis Wrinkle by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015