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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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TDS Park

A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.

Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.

Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.

Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.

Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.

Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.

Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.

Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.

Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.

Miller: I don’t though.

Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.

Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.

Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
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South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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Trailer park rain

This is the action of trying to make it rain at a strip club but without proper funds. Usually done with coins instead of bills. The process of dropping thousands of coins onto a strippers head/stage at a nightclub. Also could be done with a bag of coins across the face.
Biily Bob went to the twisted sister last night and made it trailer park rain on some bitch. Shes the one over there with the mark on her face.
by dortman December 8, 2012
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Oak Park

Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.
Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.
by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023
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Maners park

Maners park is the most dangerous hood in Broward county known as 519 no body will inter maners until they get checked
Do not step a foot on maners park aless you get checked
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Trailer Park Side Show

A group of individuals in a social setting that tend to travel much like pack animals. They tend to have lower than average IQ's, and exhibit behaviors much like one would see at a circus side show. This group can be comprised of both males and females.
It was an awesome party until the "Trailer Park Sideshow" arrived.....

"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
by Rawkstar Mousai September 13, 2013
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