apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

a cup of orange juice

used when life is going good

ts is a cup of orange juice
ts is NOT a cup of orange juice

by juhoonslvr November 22, 2025

North Macedonian Orange Juice

Making North Macedonian Orange Juice is when you inject your piss into a dead person's bladder, then squeeze it out of their rotting genitals, pouring it into a canister for later use.

"holy shit dude, you just drank my North Macedonian Orange Juice!"

by Coonmaster21 December 8, 2025

Peels My Orange

A way to express annoyance at a situation.

A way to express PMO without using an expletive.

Lara: "Did you hear that attitude?"
Ben: "Girl, I know, she Peels My Orange"

by LilacSucks December 13, 2025

The Blood Orange

When you're pissing blood out of your asshole, scoop up the water before you flush, and then freeze the bloody water and serve the ice cubes to your friends or significate other in a glass of orange juice

My best friend just came up with this new cocktail mix. They called it The Blood Orange. It's so addicting! You have to try it!

by MasterNgaming December 18, 2025

apple-to-orange

Being the antonym for "apple-to-apple", this term refers to the comparison between two things (or more) that simply don't compare! For example, you were born on Sunday, February 22nd 2004. You aren't going to have ever celebrated your birthday during Ramadan until Sunday, February 22nd 2026. But still, you have always compared with the rapper Quavo who have once celebrated his birthday during Ramadan. And the last time this rapper celebrated his birthday was on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.

Trying to compare my birthday on February 22nd 2004, with Quavo's Ramadan birthday is just an apple-to-orange situation; they’re worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser January 8, 2026