Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.

Aww look law.

by banri July 23, 2022

Fúldya's law

The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.

Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)

by Fúldya August 3, 2023

co-grandnephew-in-law

The grandson-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.

Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.

by StephAmbro November 5, 2015

stepgranddaughter-in-law

Stepgrandchild's wife.

My stepgranddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.

Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!

by xnth February 7, 2024

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022