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KISSUES (pr. KISS-shoes) A combination of the words 'kissing' and 'issues' - 'KISSUES' refers to a third party, usually not present, who has kissed one or both of the first and second parties, but has issues, either with the kissing or just in general.
Person1 : What happened with that random guy the other night?
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
Kissues by dudewhotalkscrapallday February 4, 2010

kisstakes 

Mistakes that start with a kiss and (generally in hind sight) go down hill from there.

You often won't realize the magnitude of the kisstakes you make until it's too late.
"You were with her for three years and she was cheating on you the whole time... don't feel bad, dude, we all make kisstakes. The important thing is that you learn from it."
kisstakes by BrrGrr October 10, 2010

Kissy Panda 

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.
girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.
Kissy Panda by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Kissing hole 

"Put the gum in your kissing hole".
Kissing hole by Kinner February 25, 2013

kissed me in australia 

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.
"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

kissticles 

The act of getting one's testicles kissed and suckled.
Bort was very excited when his blow job included kissticles.
kissticles by Maxx Morr February 24, 2014