jack-in-the-box

A jack in the box is a diarrehia explosion where it doesn't make it in the toilet. Instead, all over the bathroom and walls.

Oh shit I just jack-in-the-boxed.

by flowerchild91 October 6, 2008

jack shit

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo January 19, 2009

Fake jacking

New York term used by youths

SpongyRolla: You like ma feets?

Treesha: I’m fake jacking these

by Ernestoski January 6, 2023

jack and jill

Jack and Jill song..........................

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said 'do ya wanna'
Jill said 'yes' and you know what's next
silly Jill forgot her pill
Now there's a lil' Rex

by ?.?.?.?.? August 25, 2006

Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

i-jacked

When someone control-freakishly brings their i-pod to the party and takes over.

We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.

by Jamie Campbell August 24, 2005