A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
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Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
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Get the Douche Tuber mug.When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021
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