Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

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big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

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Hungry bum blues

When a homosexual man hasn't had sex in a while, and it leads to him getting depressedm, he has the hungry bum blues

Man, Adam hasn't gotten any for so long, I think he's starting to get the hungry bum blues!

by the hungriest bum August 24, 2011

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Blue light special

Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.

When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.

by N310w March 5, 2023

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Super Saiyan Blue

It's a fucking super saiyan level with the power of a super saiyan god, with it being called "super saiyan god super saiyan" at first but changed to "super saiyan blue" because why the fuck not?

Some dumbass: Whoa is that super saiyan 5?
Triggered Dragon Ball fan: It's Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, or Super Saiyan Blue you fucking retard. It's a fucking godly transformation and is far beyond any previous level of super saiyan.

by TriggeredFan June 3, 2018

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