guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008

by Vindows Wertex October 20, 2006

by Phillip3490 April 18, 2010

by bobby-land October 18, 2008

Free-bagging (v.) The action of receiving the positive social and civil benefit of a central government without actually wanting to pay for it.
Adopted by progressives during the mid 2009-2010 era, it began the shift from idolizing tax dodging and denigration to one commonly understood to be derisive in nature. Similar in concept to tea-bagging, both literally and figuratively, free bagging became known as "wanting something for nothing."
See also: tea-bagging, morans, libertarians, Somalia, owning the message.
Adopted by progressives during the mid 2009-2010 era, it began the shift from idolizing tax dodging and denigration to one commonly understood to be derisive in nature. Similar in concept to tea-bagging, both literally and figuratively, free bagging became known as "wanting something for nothing."
See also: tea-bagging, morans, libertarians, Somalia, owning the message.
For instance, a person listens to Rush Limbaugh on the radio while driving to their state government job. The airwaves are owned by the public, the individual is driving on a road, paid for by the public, and they are employed by the public. Yet, this person agrees with Limbaugh that taxes are too high. In fact, this person is free-bagging. Often of the lower socio-economic strata, a free-bagger may not be cognizant that there is a cognitive dissonance in their belief system. One cannot "support the troops" without actually, you know, supporting the troops.
by thealater July 9, 2009

Where you fit 6+ whores into a bag, where when swung, leaves an abrasioon upon the face of the person recieving the blow. If the person gets knocked out, he will then be allowed one free kick to the groin area of the person swinging the whores. Exception: If the reciever is a total pussy or has been bitching non-stop.
by yanks123 October 5, 2007

by KAY6922 August 9, 2006
