Bear policy

Your company's policy for what to do if something happens to an employee if they quit

because of a ridiculous personal phobia (such as being eaten by a bear or squashed by a city bus) or actually get eaten by a bear. (Hence the policy name).

Shit! What's to my company's bear policy? What plans do we have to preserve that person’s knowledge or do we have someone else at the company take on their role? And why is a bear policy called a bus policy in the UK?

by Sexydimma May 16, 2022

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Bear

Often preferred over men.

"I would choose the bear over the man"

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024

Polar Bear

Someone who is white and only finds black people attractive. While the original term for this is “snow bunny”, a Polar Bear is a Plus sized person that fits the snow bunny description

Guy 1: Damn bro this girl a baddie but I got no chance she a whole snow bunny

Guy 2: Bro that ain’t a snow bunny she a whole ass Polar Bear fuckisyoutalkinabout

by BlendedNuggets March 9, 2021

Bear’s dick

2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential

You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it

by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022

trash bear

type of raccoon that enjoys trash and garroth. Needs a reserve.

trash bear reserve

that a raccoon?

by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020

Big Bear

A place where basic socal bitches go to post instagram pictures of "the snow", also a place that ridiculously crowded because its the only decent ski area in socal.

Im going to the snow (big bear) with the girls tomorrow!

by Reds TV April 7, 2021