1+1+1=1

A joke mocking the trinity, the core doctrine of Christianity. The trinity believes God is One in three persons who arent eachother but are all god 100% “ So 3 gods?”Some people say to which christians respond no no its one god

James: the trinity is not illogical god can be one and in any amount of persons!

MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????

by MongolKhan January 23, 2024

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by wast3r June 15, 2025

Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

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Number 1 Yoshihide Hater

by Wild Destroyer August 4, 2025

The 2 C’s and 1 K

Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.

Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.

by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020

17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023

person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

Love Missile F1-1

The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Oh, shoot it up
Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
Amondo teeno giving
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Hold me, shake me, I'm all shook up (all shook up)
Psycho maniac inter blend
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Amondo teeno giving giving giving
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up

Now shoot it up
(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
Oh, shoot it up
Oh shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Soon the whole world will know my name
Let's shoot it up
Shoot it up

Love Missile F1-1

by Death Menace December 8, 2022