The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

Buttering pancakes

To liquify things in acid, likely people.

Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

Duck Butter

The sweat of a mans tant that of ball an butthole meet ,if left unclean makes a grey pudding in tant area.

I was scrachin my balls an got duck butter under my nails time to hit the shower.

by its300 March 10, 2016

Peanut butter

Defined to be summarized as a way to describe someone who is brain dead.

That person came out of surgery acting like peanut butter

by PeanuttButterr September 10, 2021

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

by Everythingdonut January 25, 2022

Butters

When a person or thing is ugly and/or unattractive. Can be a person Whois undatable mostly referring to virgins

"What about jake"
"NO he's butters"

by Rebel_emo-unicorn.xx March 29, 2016