speed penis

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.

Staw away from that penis monger!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 8, 2008

penis plug

When a male and his same sex partner mash shit into the peehole and then try and cum.

Dan: hey james can you penis plug me dude?
James: yea man, right after i finish my econ homework.

by Annita Hawk Emamouth January 23, 2008

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009