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Get the Beans mug.A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"
*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
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Get the Bean mug.BEAN(S) - a slang term commonly used to describe or refer to pills; Pharmaceutically-made in a laboratory OR made in the "street", a.k.a. pressed pills. When someone says "Bean(s)", they are USUALLY referring to Percocet or OxyCotin. They are usually either smoked on foil with a tooter or straw (freebased), crushed up into a powder and snorted, or they are swallowed like normal pills.
"I'm about to smoke a couple beans"
"I'm about to hit my plug up and see if he still has any beans"
"He ate two beans earlier and now he's nodding out hella hard"
"I'm about to hit my plug up and see if he still has any beans"
"He ate two beans earlier and now he's nodding out hella hard"
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