Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
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Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
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