face-do

The styling or cut of facial hair. Like a hair-do except for the hair on your face.

Stan: Bob's sporting the flava savor.
Ebony: Nah. That's a soul patch. It's his new face-do.
moustachebeard

by TemplarDC January 19, 2011

face rat

A person who spends all day assing around on Facebook looking for status updates in which they can post perverted or otherwise obscene comments on. Face rats also enjoy being tagging or being tagged by other face rats in pictures of things like: men with titties, women with fupas or penis or vagina shaped objects.

All of my friends are total face rats. We check our new notifications like a pervert checking his mail box for porno mags hoping someone has commented on the totally disgusting yet hilarious picture of the hairy guy with titties we posted.

by The Real Dickens Cider January 24, 2011

Face Crit

1. A critical strike of the facial region.

2. A hard blow or hit to the facial region.
To be used in video games when one is getting hit for high amounts of damage, or to be used in when a hard blow or strike has been dealt to someones facial region.

Dude 1: Doood, did you see that guy just get nailed in the face?

Dude 2: yeah man! total face crit!
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Gamer: look at taht n00b takin those facecrits

by Beauwankkle February 19, 2011

face-dusting

Similar to "crop dusting," face-dusting is the act of making a vicious, inappropriate comment on a friend's facebook page and then ignoring the outraged aftermath. Face-dusting.

Also has application on Twitter, though Mr. Gottfried did prove that you can ignore the aftermath all you want, you could still lose your pool cleaning income from "dusting."

"Happy Bday. May it be your last. Seriously. You're a blight on humanity, and need to be expunged. And then rot. Or rot first. Whatever." -Post, then ignore the ridiculous comments from cranky, oversensitive family members and friends. Face-dusting.

by daily mews April 1, 2011

Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.

"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33

by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011

Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011

Face-Five

Slapping someone across the face.

Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011