Cheese From Under

Ballsack sweat accumulation

When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.

by Andi March 24, 2005

Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.

"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009

eat cheese on

to talk bad about,to dis, to run down

I told her not to eat cheese on me at the bar anymore.

by shoon August 22, 2006

Cheese Defense

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

Grilled Cheese

An old woman's vagina

Why does it take old women so long to pee?
It's like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

by TheMasterOfBates January 29, 2014

Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014