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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open
Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)
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skinny anal

A man with a skinny dick puts it in your arse hole.
"Oh Bobby Out Your 2 Inch Skinny Penis My Bum Hole!" "I Love Skinny Anal"
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
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anal trainal

when people line up whilst all doing anal - anal train (al)
poppy: so guys, what should we do?
ella: anal trainal!
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Anal Rivets

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
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