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Big Woodski

Big Woodski=Big rooster; plump hot dog; my little Scottsman; Peter pickle; Large Johnson; Johnny-feel-good; Penis plunger
Big Woodski by Pauly G-meier March 24, 2008

hundred acre woods

the forestry area surrounding the turd cutter, a place where pooh lives.
I would never that logger into my hundred acre woods.

The m-word 

The m-word = masturbating/masturbation

It’s like the n-word, but instead of saying it out of respect for the black population, you say it because you’re a fucking pussy.
Guy 1 (virgin): You mothertrucker!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): wut?
Guy 1 (virgin): You commited THE M-WORD IN MY HOUSE!!
Guy 2 (literal motherfucker): Are you perhaps referring to WANKING OFF? You’re a complete fucking moron for saying that. Also, I fucked your mother.
Agreeing with someone when you are under the influence of drugs, alcohol, pills, caffeine, Glade, etc.
mary: god i wish i had a dick to suck right now
jamie: haha.... word up....
word up by Chi Chi Gonzalez August 21, 2003

woodstock 

"Hey did Jake go retarded? He painted his car to look like a brick house."

"No man, Keith gave him some mad chronic, he was woodstock."
woodstock by Ryandizzle October 19, 2006

Word Rape 

When someone tells someone else to do something even though they have already been told no. NO MEANS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word Rape by Ms. Moweena June 18, 2008