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Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid
That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

get your horn wet 

Are you all ready to get your horn wet?
get your horn wet by Party pants January 20, 2024

letting out a wet one 

the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear
oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022
letting out a wet one by basic0rat February 11, 2025

Get your nose wet 

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.
Get your nose wet by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

Toe in the wet sprocket

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."

Getting my toez wet

Ay bruh, you're in the parking lot but im getting my toez wet. Hold your horses 🐎