bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 20, 2023

Disk Turds

A series of files that are spread throughout a storage device(s) that serve no purpose or are depreciated.

Those files are simply Disk Turds from an app we no longer use, you can delete them.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 17, 2024

Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.

1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

The Turder

The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.

At the party, we each had the Turder

by itsmenotjames April 12, 2024

Texas Turdbulance

When you’re eating ass and you blow a raspberry at the same time they fart.

I have Stacy a Texas Turdbulance last night and man it stunk.

by VLPEEPER February 20, 2026

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

princess marco turdina

The best princess that ever existed! Marco Diaz in his form of revolutionary, rebel princess who freed a lot of different princesses from St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses

P1: Have you heard of Princess Marco Turdina?
P2: Oh yeah! He is the best princess guy to ever exist!
P3: *coming out of nowhere* It's not criminal!!!
P1 & P2: To be an individual!!!!

by Me!!! October 21, 2019