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Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!
Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve
by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023
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Wet nice

A term created on January 30th 2022 by the 2017 "Legends Never Die" fantasy football champ that mrans to get classy drunk or other forms of inebriation.
"I'm about to get wet nice and watch the game."
by Wordsofdawise January 30, 2022
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Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
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wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all
Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece
by BetterU May 28, 2020
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wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex
Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first
by brazildude April 6, 2015
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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Wet straw

When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
by Solid2inchs March 16, 2022
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