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Office Girl Syndrome

A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.

In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.

This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
by larsonnist November 11, 2012
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Full Fridge Syndrome

Full Fridge Syndrome is the indecision that comes from having too many choices. ie, when you have a refrigerator full of food and you can't decide what to choose.
Man, I have such a bad case of Full Fridge Syndrome when trying to choose which game I should play.
by gumleaves October 8, 2013
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Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
by jrabB September 6, 2011
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Corgi Leg Syndrome

A condition in which the subject's legs are equal to less than half of their entire height. See also: Damn Short.
Oh snap, Sasha got her some Corgi Leg Syndrome going on!
by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011
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Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 15, 2023
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Blox fruits syndrome

the promising but illusive reward in a game of grinding many hours for levels to reach end game despite end game being no more fun than the rest of the game
i grinded project slayers because i thought end game pvp would be fun, i guess i just had blox fruits syndrome.
by 1SimpleWord November 24, 2022
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Baby cut syndrome

When your self harm doesn't seem valid since it isn't deep enough. (Slang)
Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome
by Yipeers September 25, 2022
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