A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
by larsonnist November 11, 2012
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Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!
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by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011
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"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
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i grinded project slayers because i thought end game pvp would be fun, i guess i just had blox fruits syndrome.
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Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome
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