Papi Hans Slap

Slap the sh*t out of a person, literally getting them in hospital while looking like Papi Hans, a bulgarian singer. This is done when your left-handed friend uses WASD with right hand.

A: My friend is a lefty and uses WASD with right hand.
B: Just Papi Hans Slap that disgusting human

by Gamesslav February 6, 2020

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Gooch Slapped

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.

by Macky T May 20, 2008

slaver slap

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.

"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?

by john abdhule October 30, 2008

slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014