Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

by jrabB September 6, 2011

Corgi Leg Syndrome

A condition in which the subject's legs are equal to less than half of their entire height. See also: Damn Short.

Oh snap, Sasha got her some Corgi Leg Syndrome going on!

by Lola Sylverwulf September 21, 2011

Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

by User133742069 October 15, 2023

Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.

Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).

I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

by kepicket April 28, 2020

Unpopular Opinion Syndrome

A term for when a person or group of people online feel like they are the only one with a certain opinion, while actually sharing the same obvious opinion that the majority has, mainly caused by misinterpreting anything that's being said outside their internet bubble.

Username: "Am i the only one in the world who thinks that destruction of property during protests is bad and should be punished?"
You thinking: "No, your not. Your post has 50k upvotes already. It's just Unpopular Opinion Syndrome that you're having"

by fakafmafaka June 11, 2020