slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts

Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap

by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

Dummy Slap

A dummy is an act of taking your erect penis and literally slapping the shit outta nigga in hopes to make him go retarded aka dummy.

Person 1: "OMG THIS IS A DUMMY SLAP"
Person 2: "I'm going to Dummy Slap my dick on your face"

by love no thottie July 25, 2019

Slap dick

Mind ya business

Slap dick younboul

by Kev (philly boul) October 26, 2020

Slope Slap

When you slap any vessel containing alcoholic liquid on a graded surface covered in snow.

“How about a slope slap past the gnar send off pole 12?”

“Sick slope slap before we send it down the mountain.”

by heaths November 12, 2021

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023