by Dizzydrizzymonizzy January 26, 2014

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
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